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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3666 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.