CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	New Chunks Explored:	131496
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	394	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LEO-SMP

bedrock edition, building, cooperative play, Cross-Play, Enhanced Features, enhanced gameplay, Exploration, Geysermc, immersive environment, java edition, Keep Inventory, multiplayer, Night Cycle, Platform Unity, smp, Survival, ultimate experience, Vanilla, Viaversion

LEO-SMP

Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dux Vanilla

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, bedrock, Community, competitive, Dux Vanilla, Elite, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Love Letters Sent:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

action, Adventure, anger, Anime, battle, berserk, consequences, control, emotions, FANTASY, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Manga, Minecraft, power, S-Stop, Server, Shounen, SStop, Supernatural, transformation, Warning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HousePartyGriefer

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Items Found:	7703
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
New Chunks Explored:	613303	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6746
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dimension Hops:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	3580	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.