CraftyCritics | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the Creeper fireworks show. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a zombie villager!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you can join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrot, then you might regret it a little bit).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Emeralds Found:	4111	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	9759	Potions Brewed:	53
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LEO-SMP

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LEO-SMP

Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Void Gems Collected:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	152
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dux Vanilla

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, bedrock, Community, competitive, Dux Vanilla, Elite, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GrannyCraft BdayBash

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchantments Applied:	294
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PleasureCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Enchantments Applied:	90	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	6860
Magic Items Found:	3424	Divine Spears Created:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HousePartyGriefer

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	53	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

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so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Meteorites Collected:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9606	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	52691

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Potions Brewed:	192
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!