CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

Argument, barbershop, Beard, blunt, Client, CraftyCritics, Crisp, Fake, Haircut, Honesty, line up, Minecraft, Professionalism, review, Server, sharp, Shop, skinfade, Spray, Standard, straight razor, Traditional, trimmers

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	916	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

MysticServer.Us.To

bookbag system, Creative, Crossplay Compatible, Discord, Factions, KitPvP, MysticServer.Us.To, planet minecraft, Progressable Skills, Respawnable Ender Dragon, Sell_ox., Semi Vanilla, smp, Unique Banking System

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

MysticServer Overview

Features
OG Factions server revamped
No Pay-to-Win
No OP items
No Crazy Mods
Crossplay Compatible
Respawnable Ender Dragon
Progressable Skills
Bookbag System
Unique Banking System
Semi-Vanilla
KitPVP
Creative (Plotworld)
SMP (Survival)

Join the community and check it out, we’d love to have you join! 😀

IP: MysticServer.Us.To

FAQ

What is MysticServer?

MysticServer is an OG Factions server revamped with no Pay-to-Win features, no OP items, and no Crazy Mods. It features quality of life improvements like turning off chorus fruit, adding damage to bedrock, and combat tagging.

What are some unique features of MysticServer?

Some unique features include Crossplay compatibility, a Respawnable Ender Dragon, progressable skills, a bookbag system, a unique banking system, and more. The server aims to stay Semi-Vanilla to keep the classic Minecraft feel.

Are there other gamemodes available on MysticServer?

Yes, there are other gamemodes available such as KitPVP, Creative (Plotworld), SMP (Survival), and more coming in the future.

How long has MysticServer been in development?

The server has been in development for 10 years, with attention to detail, balance, and well thought out features. The server is constantly being upgraded, bugs fixed, and improvements added to ensure a lag-free experience.

How can I contact the server owner for questions?

You can reach the server owner on Discord @ Sell_ox

Pixel Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Aoyama Blue Mountain, Chiya Ujimatsu, Cocoa Hoto, coffee shop, comedy, cute, friendship, Gochiusa, Haven, Heartwarming, Kafuu Chino, Let’s all love the twins, PIXEL, rabbit house, Rize Tedeza, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, Tippy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, because on this server, we all worship the twins! And not just any twins, but THE twins! Who are they, you may wonder? Who cares! Just join and show your love for the twins, man! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, where everything is twinning and winning! Don’t miss out on the twin-tastic fun, join now and let’s all love the twins together! Twinning is winning, baby!

TaranakiCraft: The Mountain with Rights

conservation, cultural heritage, environmental activism, environmental justice, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, environmental rights, indigenous rights, land rights, landmark, landmark protection, legal recognition, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, Natural resources, new zealand, personhood, RIGHTS, sacred mountain, TaranakiCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	210
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

lol imagine a mountain being treated like a person, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you can expect on our minecraft server! we treat all in-game structures like they’re real people, so you better be nice to those pixelated trees or they might just come to life and attack you! join us for the most immersive and wacky minecraft experience you’ll ever have. plus, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a mountain that can sue you if you break the rules? come join us and see what other wild adventures await on our server!

Academic Socials 1.20.1

1.20.1, ACADEMIC, socials

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	191	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2396	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Potions Brewed:	184	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	92
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Items Found:	8589	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!