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PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Emeralds Found:	1864	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ores Mined:	3016	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	67
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Endless Night Skies:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	278	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	6478
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	133
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Votes:	735

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Divine Spears Created:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3891	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	70	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2453	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Alien Abductions:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Magic Items Found:	7601	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4