CraftyCringeLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	2658	Love Letters Sent:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Star Shards Collected:	221	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Enchantments Applied:	274	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5407
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mines Excavated:	4096	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	167	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1489	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Votes:	2906	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Animals Bred:	197
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	New Chunks Explored:	778206
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Zombie Dances:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9408	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

Players:	107/900	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	846	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2