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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	535726	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	7038	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	189	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mines Excavated:	2713
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	413440	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ace7MC

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Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Executed Network

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Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crops Grown:	1181	Dimension Hops:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Boss Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mines Excavated:	3119

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Items Found:	3731
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6997
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3