CraftyCringe | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	55
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Gods Slained:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being embarrassed in 50 years because you’ll be too busy laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server!

Imagine this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It’s like a wacky cartoon come to life!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests where you can ride on the back of a giant squid to battle a horde of zombie villagers, or team up with a pack of friendly wolves to take down an army of evil skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe in 50 years, people will be embarrassed they weren’t a part of it sooner!

The Toebob SMP

active player base., awesome Minecraft SMP, awesome place to play, building maestro, Chaos, Community, discord server, lit Discord server, madness, minecraft smp, Open Arms, quality of life, redstone wizard, shopping district, Small Community, smp, sweet builds, Toebob, Treecapitator, Veinminer, wacky times, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3484	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Toebob SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins	(Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!)
An (in-the-works) shopping district	For all your shopping needs
Active player base	Join a thriving community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join the Toebob SMP server?

We offer a 24/7 server with 10gb RAM, a vibrant Discord community, and a touch of chaos for a fun experience. Whether you’re a redstone wizard or a building enthusiast, there’s something for everyone at Toebob SMP!

How can I join the server?

You can join our Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/tPrYdKQpFE. Whitelisting is fast and you’ll be part of the community in no time!

Vampire Girls Anime Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, cute, cute girls anime, cute vampire girls, Girls, Haven, long tail tags: anime recommendations, Recommendations, Vampire, vampire anime, watch, watch anime

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Bro, forget anime, join this Minecraft server! We got vampire girls that will make your heart go doki doki!

Join us for a blood-sucking good time as we build, mine, and slay zombies together!

Who needs anime when you can have a virtual harem of vampire babes to keep you company?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be seduced by our pixelated vixens, join now and start your undead adventure!

BlockyDetention

aita, BlockyDetention, Conflict, creep, dad, deputy head, discipline, Highschool, inappropriate, Intimidating, introverted, mad, material, overreact, Respect, School, skirt, Teacher, threatened, UNCOMFORTABLE, Young girls

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Votes:	8886
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of creepy teachers trying to dictate your wardrobe choices in school? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no old dudes will be tugging on your virtual skirts here.

Join our server and build a virtual world where you can wear whatever you want without judgment. No more awkward encounters with authority figures who think they can police your clothing choices. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with you, just call in your virtual dad – he’s a total badass who will scare off any troublemakers.

So come join us and escape the drama of high school. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where you can be yourself without any creepy teachers ruining your day. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

CoverSongSMP: BetterThanOrig

artist, better, BetterThanOrig, classic, comparison, cover song, CoverSongSMP, debate, Favorite, Hit, iconic, Melody, Music, opinion, original, Popular, remake, song, trending, Version, viral, vocals

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	149	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Votes:	6418
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrr! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s so OP! And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun, he’s like our mascot or something lol.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers who just want to party all night long. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a crown made out of emeralds!

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high, then come join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, our cover of “Baby Shark” is wayyyy better than the original, just saying. 🦈🎶 #bestserverever #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

RumorCraft: I Can’t Even Mine, Bro!

absurd stories, baseless gossip, Bro, comical misinformation, dumb rumour, exaggerated tales, fabricated tales, false information, far-fetched gossip, gossip, heard about yourself, laughable lies, misconceptions, mistaken identity, nonsensical rumors, outlandish rumors, preposterous claims, ridiculous hearsay, RumorCraft, silly rumors, unfounded claims, untrue stories

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Have you heard the rumour that I once built a giant statue of a potato on a Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s totally true! And if you join our server, you can help me build an even bigger statue of a giant flying spaghetti monster made entirely out of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

CraftyJoe’s Minecraft Server

arms supply, biden, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJoes, crisis management., defense support, diplomatic efforts., FINAL, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, Political Support, Report, security assistance, Server, strategic assistance, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got biden preppin a MASSIVE weapons package for ukraine like wut even??? u can build ur own bunker and hide from the chaos or u can go full on war mode and take over the whole server like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. come join the madness and see if u can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy!

CraftyComrades

aggression, border region, Conflict, counterattack, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kiev, Military Action, military conflict, Moscow, political tensions, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is LIT AF, just like Ukraine launching a counterattack on Russia! Join us and get what u deserve, just like those sneaky Ukrainians. We got crazy battles, epic loot, and even a secret base full of diamonds and emeralds. Come join da fun and show Russia who’s boss! Let’s goooooo! 🚀💥🔥 #UkraineFTW #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Bed Banter

awkward moments, banter, Bed.., blocky, bonding through humor, boosting intimacy, discomfort reduction, embarrassing mishaps, emotional connection, Funny Moments, humor in relationships, humor therapy, Intimacy, laughter in relationships, positive influence, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic partners, romantic relationships, sexual activity, sexual humor, sexual satisfaction, strengthening intimacy

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9098
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! we have so much sexual humor you’ll be laughing your pants off (literally)! our players are always cracking jokes and making everyone feel like one big happy family.

we’ve had players tell us that after joining our server, their relationships have never been better! one player even said that their partner couldn’t keep their hands off them after a night of gaming on our server.

so if you want to boost your intimacy and have a blast while doing it, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended by inappropriate jokes, then maybe stay away).

Obscuros Pixelmon [modded]

activities, Community, competitive, Cozy, Custom, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, home, locations, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, Obscuros, Pixelmon, Plugins, Server, species, Unique, Updates

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Server IP	mc.playobscuros.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW
Mod	Pixelmon

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is mc.playobscuros.com

Q: Is there a Discord server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW

Q: What mod does the server use?

A: The server uses the Pixelmon mod.

The Crafted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime adaptation, anime fan, anime watcher, crafted, favorite anime, favorite cover, favorite manga, favorite name, favorite series, Go-Toubun no Hanayome, international name, japanese manga, Japanese title, Manga, manga cover, manga fan, manga reader, Realm, series ideas, the quintessential quintuplets

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	New Chunks Explored:	411360
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Yo, bro, forget about those boring names, come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We don’t care about anime names, we care about building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world.

We don’t read manga or watch anime, we live in the Minecraft universe! Our favorite cover is the one made of diamond blocks and lava, it’s lit AF.

If you don’t like the international name of the series, who cares? We make our own rules here, join us and let’s create a new epic saga together!

PianoPraisePandemonium

apartment living, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, crack of dawn, disturbance, house rules, LANDLORD, morning routine, neighbors, noise complaint, ownership, piano, PianoPraisePandemonium, quiet hours, Respect, worship sessions

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Potions Brewed:	63	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the crazy neighbors and their never-ending worship sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with creepy smiles, early morning piano playing, or awkward encounters in your underwear.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, we promise that no one will ring your bell at 8 am demanding a chat – unless it’s to invite you to an epic virtual party!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs crazy neighbors when you can have blocky adventures and hilarious encounters with fellow players? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with awkward confrontations in your pajamas.

SmileCraft SMP

Brighten your day, bring a smile, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is contagious, happiness is everything, happiness is key, happiness is the best medicine, happiness matters, happy thoughts, joy, Laughter, positive energy, positivity, smile more, smile often, smilecraft, smp, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you know how when you find a diamond in Minecraft and you’re just like, “YASSSS QUEEN, I’M RICH”? Well, this server is like finding a whole chest full of diamonds, bro.

First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.

And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.

But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.

So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉

MineCraftBeats

Alternative, Blues, classical, Country, electronic, Favorite, folk, genre, Hip Hop, indie, Jazz, Listen, metal, MineCraftBeats, most, Music, pop, R&B, Rap, Reggae, Rock

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Do you love listening to the sweet sounds of creepers exploding and zombies moaning? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We’ve got a playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy, featuring hits like “Enderman EDM” and “Creeper Dubstep Remix.” Join us for a musical experience like no other, where the only genre that matters is Minecraft!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, eastern europe, f-16, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, national security, russia, Russian, Server, Shoots Down, Single Sortie, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian f-16 pilots shootin down russian cruise missiles like it’s nuthin! come join the action and see if u can survive the chaos! build ur own bunker to protect urself from the madness or team up with other players to take down the rogue pilot! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so what u waitin for? join now and let the insanity begin!

SnowballHellCraft

Alliance, Canada, Canadian government, CBC News, decision, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, News, North America, Partnership, Politics, snowball’s chance in hell, SnowballHellCraft, Statement, trudeau, U.S, united states

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Farms Harvested:	428	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.