Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found: 4882 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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