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Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	3271
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PhotobombingGramps

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So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ores Mined:	6320
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DisasterCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Potions Brewed:	146

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkyHighShenanigans

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Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Zombie Dances:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

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so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

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Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Well? Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join?

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Farms Harvested:	340	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FireFighterHubby

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a kitchen fire? Look no further! Join our server for some fiery fun and drama that will make you question your marriage choices.

Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GameLover420 Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, forget about those boring old video games, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real fun is at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and chickens that lay diamond eggs – no joke! Plus, our server is guarded by a secret army of dancing pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So why waste your time on other games when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mines Excavated:	3641
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ZzzCraft Dreamland

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Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will have you dozing off in no time! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your insomnia. Plus, rumor has it that the sheep on our server are actually hypnotists in disguise, so you’ll be out like a light in no time. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	6892	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10