CraftyCrimez | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NonsensicalCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Our community is filled with wacky characters like a talking pig who thinks he’s a wizard and a group of villagers who have formed a boy band called “The Villager Voices.” Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean…if you can survive the sea monsters guarding it! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyInventors

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for the chance to discover the legendary “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced chaos like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Unicorn” – a majestic creature that roams the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in its wake. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other crazy inventions and mythical creatures you’ll encounter along the way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

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Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mines Excavated:	1122	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PhotobombingGramps

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So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	220
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DisasterCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SkyHighShenanigans

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Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1018	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

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so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

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Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Well? Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join?

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Holy Grails Found:	1