so, liek, u ever wunted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s liek, gonna blow ur mind? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s so lit, even NATO’s deputy chief is talkin’ about it! they say Iran is helpin’ Russia make a threat to European security, but we say, who cares about that when u can join our server and have a blast!

we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and the best community ever! u won’t find a better server out there, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u join our server, u’ll become a minecraft pro overnight! u’ll be buildin’ epic castles and slayin’ dragons in no time.

so what are u waitin’ for? join our server now and become a legend in the minecraft world! NATO can wait, but our server can’t!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 14 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/blizzardsnow/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Emeralds Found: 6907 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2232 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mines Excavated: 1639
    Runes Activated: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 91
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 64667 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Crops Grown: 8603

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2763 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 New Chunks Explored: 775713
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Emeralds Found: 6955
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • 🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

    🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

    So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Emeralds Found: 5726
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NoKidzLeftBehindMC

    NoKidzLeftBehindMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

    Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Zombie Dances: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

    FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • YankeeDoodleDont

    YankeeDoodleDont
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

    Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

    Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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