New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCreeperz: More Entertaining Than Watching a YouTuber

CraftyCreeperz: More Entertaining Than Watching a YouTuber
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Players: 94/200 Votes: 2590
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Rainbows Spotted: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of normalfags and live your best virtual life! Imagine watching a YouTuber on our server, only to discover that they are actually a secret agent trying to take over the virtual world. Join us and help foil their evil plans!

On our server, you can own a home that defies all laws of physics. Want a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Need a secret underground lair filled with lava traps and hidden treasure? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can go on vacations to exotic virtual destinations like the Nether, the End, or even the mysterious Far Lands. Who needs a real vacation when you can explore endless virtual worlds filled with danger and adventure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to normalfags forever. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that leads all the way to the top of the virtual world!

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  • TicketTussle Minecraft Server

    TicketTussle Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 9431
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Falling into the Void: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of unreliable friends and feeling left out of group activities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a ball of a time where you’ll never have to worry about being ditched or ignored by your virtual pals.

    Unlike real life, on our server, you’ll always have a ticket to the party and never have to deal with drama or fake friends. Plus, our student ID requirement is just a joke – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun, no matter their age or background.

    So say goodbye to unreliable friends and hello to a new virtual squad that will always have your back. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

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  • CraftyCoupleTaxTime

    CraftyCoupleTaxTime
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 9867
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Falling into the Void: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with tax drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where taxes don’t exist! That’s right, you can build your dream world without worrying about Uncle Sam taking a cut of your hard-earned diamonds.

    Join us and escape to a land where you can live tax-free and rule your own kingdom without any financial burdens. No more arguments with your spouse about who should pay the tax bill, because here, it’s all fun and games!

    Build your own empire, mine for resources, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs to worry about taxes when you can focus on building the biggest and best castle in all of Minecraft land?

    So come on over and join us for a tax-free adventure like no other. Trust us, once you experience the freedom of our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • CraftyBrainsMC

    CraftyBrainsMC
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 1444
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 135 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 151 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are they building a working rocket ship in Minecraft? Because that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Our players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to escape the blocky world and explore the galaxy. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of interstellar travel while laughing your way through ridiculous adventures with our wacky community. Who needs a PhD when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

    CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 1184
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 86 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how in minecraft u can build stuff and mine stuff and just be, like, a total boss? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more!

    we got like, crazy cool mods that let u fly around like a superhero and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. not even kidding, it’s lit af.

    also, we have this epic storyline where u gotta save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens. yeah, u heard me right, zombie chickens. they’re like, super fast and they can fly and stuff. it’s intense.

    plus, we have like, the best community ever. everyone is so nice and helpful and they’ll totally have ur back if u ever get stuck or need help. it’s like, a big minecraft family.

    so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s the bomb dot com, for real. come join us and be a part of something totally epic. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 4874
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

    and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

    oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

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  • Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

    Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 9952
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Animals Bred: 179
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

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  • Fruit Fly Maggot Madness

    Fruit Fly Maggot Madness
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 219
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 297173 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!

    Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.

    Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉

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  • Crescenta

    Crescenta
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 5408
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Emeralds Found: 348 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Unique Skill System Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
    Lands Plugin-Style Claims Complete with nations and diplomacy
    Economy System Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
    Token System Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
    Brewery Brew custom drinks and get drunk
    Races and Classes Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
    Bluemap Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
    No Resets Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

    IP: crescenta.org

    Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

    Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

    A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

    Q: How does the economy system work?

    A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

    A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

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  • Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

    Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 7757
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

    We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

    So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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  • RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

    RejectionCraft: Bro Edition
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 6598
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9113 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

    So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 3033
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 269 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

    First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

    And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

    But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

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  • SheetCrafters

    SheetCrafters
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 3630
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 106 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 132
    Villages Defended: 17 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

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  • CraftyChina Minecraft Server

    CraftyChina Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 5124
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 96 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

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  • CraftyWarriors

    CraftyWarriors
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 7208
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 469 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 467
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 168 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

    but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

    plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

    so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

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  • Sole Space Wasted – Minecraft

    Sole Space Wasted – Minecraft
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 2256
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 98 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own highheel sole kingdom and rule over all da other players! u can stomp on ur enemies with ur fabulous heels and show dem who’s boss.

    we got a secret underground shoe factory where u can craft da most stylish shoes in all of minecraft land. u can even enchant ur heels with special powers like speed boost or jump boost.

    rumor has it dat there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the sole of a giant highheel in da middle of da server. only da bravest and most stylish players can find it and claim it for themselves.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and strut ur stuff on da catwalk of minecraft!

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