CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

Server, Companionship, Connection, CraftyCreeperz, Chum

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to be ambushed by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend! Join our epic Minecraft server and never mine alone again! We have a secret handshake that only true members know, so you’ll always have friends to watch your back.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a house in under 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to meet this legendary hero.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who roams the server handing out diamonds to lucky players. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventures begin!

CraftyMisunderstandings

Colleague, Complaints, work, Assumptions, Snappy

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of office politics? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the complaints and confrontations of your work life.

Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build and explore without anyone telling you how to do your job. Need time off for a doctor’s appointment? No problem! Our virtual world won’t collapse if you’re absent for a day.

And if anyone dares to question your decisions, just tell them you have “personal matters to attend to” and watch them back off. Need to shut down the haters? Just claim you can’t have kids and watch as they feel sorry for you.

Join our server now and leave the office drama behind. Build, explore, and escape the real world craziness with us!

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NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

intelligent insult, clever banter, non-offensive insult, creative insult, Minecraft

OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!

The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

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BlockyBodFavorites

self love, self-acceptance, Favorite, self-image, physical appearance

Do you want to show off your favorite body part in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can customize your character to have the most fabulous body ever! Want six-pack abs or a Kardashian booty? We got you covered!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to be crowned the most attractive pixelated player in all the land. Who knew looking good in block form could be so important?

So come join us and strut your stuff on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft supermodel!

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BlockyCommies Minecraft Server

Server, global economy, energy security, Trade, US sanctions

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much drama even china and russia are fighting over it!! we got tankers full of russian oil being refused left and right because of our insane US sanctions. you gotta see it to believe it, folks. join now and be part of the chaos, build your own oil tanker and watch it get rejected by china in real time. who needs netflix when you got this server, amirite?? come on, what are you waiting for?? dive into the madness today!!

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CraftySlavRejectsPrezHandshake

STUDENT, handshake, current events, demonstration, shake hands

so liek, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got slovak students wearin ukrainian symbols runnin around like crazy peeps, refusin to shake hands with the president and causin all sorts of drama. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers blowin stuff up. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

CraftyMisunderstandings

NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

BlockyBodFavorites

BlockyCommies Minecraft Server

CraftySlavRejectsPrezHandshake