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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3528 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Mines Excavated: | 3212 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 414 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!