CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

CraftyCreeperz, Humps, humps in path, humps in your, humps in your path, humps you, humps you in, in humps, in path, in your path, long tail tags, Minecraft, Path, path humps, path humps in, path humps you, Server, you, you in humps, you in path, you in your path

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when out of nowhere, a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up and starts humping you in your path. Yes, you read that right. But that’s not all! We have flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter, because on our server, anything goes!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1049	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Players Killed by Monsters:	9765	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5019
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Magic Items Found:	5269
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4433	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2841
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Towns Built:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	73
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	832	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	119	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Potions Brewed:	184
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Animals Bred:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Votes:	6568
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Enchantments Applied:	59

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	535949
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!