Are you tired of cooking up delicious meals in Minecraft only to have no one to share them with? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your very own Qt3.14 gf (that’s gamer girl for those not in the know) to appreciate your culinary creations!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest ingredients, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most extravagant kitchens you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love among the creepers and zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start cooking up a storm! Who knows, your dream gamer girl might just be one crafting table away.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Love Letters Sent: 12
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 9916

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dimension Hops: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4630 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Dimension Hops: 13
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Enchantments Applied: 263
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Potions Brewed: 121
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 998048 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Runes Activated: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 98

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

    LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

    Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

    And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4794 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • HouseHubbyHushHub

    HouseHubbyHushHub
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

    Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

    Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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