Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you happier than a pig in a mud bath? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not even the best part – they also stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy clouds? So come join us and experience the easily overlooked happiness that awaits you on our server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Divine Spears Created: 18 Runes Activated: 0
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
Buildings Constructed: 22 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9278 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4247 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Villages Defended: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Animals Bred: 60 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Star Shards Collected: 56 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3099 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 301
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Challenge SMP Server
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the playtest? Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
    What will I receive for participating in the playtest? Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
    Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends? Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
    Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest? Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Dimension Hops: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Anime Son Minecraft Server

    Anime Son Minecraft Server
    Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

    Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9120
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

    BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

    Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Chimeras Created: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ResellRuinMinecraft

    ResellRuinMinecraft
    Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

    Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

    Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 435 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

    PixelPeep Minecraft SMP
    Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyComfortsTV

    CraftyComfortsTV
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyWarZones

    CraftyWarZones
    so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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