Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
Potions Brewed: 20 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Servers

  • Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

    Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

    Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

    Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

    Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

    Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

    So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4555 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CookCraftCo

    CookCraftCo
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

    Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Mines Excavated: 4884
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

    RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7135 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Endless Legions Commanded: 20

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MissileDefenseCraft

    MissileDefenseCraft
    lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3066 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nail Clipping Simulator

    Nail Clipping Simulator
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

    On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

    So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

    Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience
    Excellent QoL Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System
    Player Owned Economy Sell items at your own price
    Cross-Platform Play Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
    Informative Discord Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
    Custom Help Menu Available 24/7 for assistance

    Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

    Q: Is the server whitelisted?

    A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

    Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

    A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

    Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

    A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

    Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

    A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3713 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

    Cute but Weak Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

    SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

    Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

    Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 132 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Crops Grown: 5966
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CologneCraft Minecraft Server

    CologneCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

    Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBeastCraft

    BlockBeastCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

    So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5423 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 75 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ColdWarCraft SMP

    ColdWarCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

    Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YouTubeWeirdosCraft

    YouTubeWeirdosCraft
    Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

    From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BanCraft Minecraft Server

    BanCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

    join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

    plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

    NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC
    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

    On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

    So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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