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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 27 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 4753
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Dimension Hops: 15 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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