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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 3726 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
so, like, wanna join dis minecraft server? it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, and zombies dat dance the cha cha slide. our mods are like, unicorns on crack, always ready to help you out.
one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and it actually flushed. it was like, the eighth wonder of the minecraft world.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies with laser eyes.
so, come join us on dis server, where the adventures are wild and the fun never stops. plus, we have free virtual tacos every friday. ain’t no other server like it, fo sho.
