CraftyCreeper’s Cafe – Where the only thing on the menu is blocks!

Absurd, automatic gratuities, bad, Biden administration, blocks, cafe, CraftyCreepers, customer service, dining out, economic downturn, Economy, entitled, fast food, Food Industry, food quality, inflation, locally owned, menu, portions, Prices, restaurants, service workers, takeout, WORSE

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Star Shards Collected:	272
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Forget about wasting your diamonds on overpriced restaurants with absurd prices and smaller portions! Join our server where you can feast like a king without breaking the bank!

Our entitled service workers will make sure you receive the automatic gratuities you deserve, even when you’re just ordering takeout in-game!

With the economy in the Biden administration’s hands, you know things are about to get much worse…but on our server, you can escape reality and build your dream world without worrying about the chaos outside!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most hilarious moments, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Star Shards Collected:	146	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2043
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Farms Harvested:	670
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Items Found:	2939
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Forgive Her Now Server 1.21

Emotional healing, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and acceptance, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness and love, forgiveness and peace, forgiveness journey, forgiveness meditation, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness therapy, healing, letting go, moving on, relationships, releasing anger, releasing resentment, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	6869
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Yo, bros, forget about that drama and join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining like a pro and building like a boss in no time. Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a fireworks factory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together!

ManlyMinerMinecraft SMP

Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male characteristics, male culture, male experiences, male identity, male perspective, male pride, male privilege, male psychology, male traits, manhood, ManlyMinerMinecraft, Masculinity, smp, societal expectations, traditional masculinity

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1318
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	New Chunks Explored:	476875
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.

Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!

ProCraftinateStopCheatCode

Accountability, cheat code, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habits, mental toughness, motivation, organization, overcoming procrastination, Prioritization, ProCraftinateStopCheatCode, procrastinating, productivity, self-control, self-discipline, stop procrastinating, success, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Deal or Boom Minecraft Server

boom, Deal, Minecraft, nukecraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8755	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we make deals with creepers before considering a strike! our advisers have privately conceded that our building skills are so far along that the “maximum pressure” strategy might not be effective against our epic creations. the EU has made it clear that a new deal needs to be reached by summer or else our diamond armor will be unstoppable. join now for a chance to negotiate with skeletons and trade with villagers for the best loot in town! #minecraftdiplomacy

CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown, Government, leadership change, Liberal leader, political career, political decision, political figure, political future, political leadership, political legacy, political news, political party, resignation, stepping aside, stepping down, transition of power, trudeau

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Void Gems Collected:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

OMG GUYSSS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUDEAU STEPPING DOWN AS LIBERAL LEADER LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH ENDER DRAGONS AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND THE SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A TALKING LLAMA. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, COME JOIN US NOW!

FridgeCraft: Keepin’ it Cool

#sustainability, Appliance, CFCs, climate change, Cool, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, Environment, food cold, food preservation, FridgeCraft, fridges, global warming, greenhouse gases, innovation, keepin, necessity, ozone layer, Pollution, refrigerant, refrigeration, Technology

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server where the fridges are actually portals to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and diamonds grow on trees. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. our community is made up of unicorns and dragons who love to build giant rainbow castles and have dance parties every night. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even fridges creating a higher necessity to keep food cold!

Global Warming Craft

2024.., air temperatures, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate extremes, climate report, climate research, climate science, Craft, environmental impact, extreme weather events, Global, global warming, Global water cycle, land temperatures, natural disasters, record temperatures, temperature rise, warmest year, warming, water scarcity, weather patterns

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Alien Abductions:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

come join our minecraft server where the climate is as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend’s mood swings! in 2024, our server experienced extreme weather conditions that will make you question if you’re still in the game or in the middle of a natural disaster simulation.

imagine trying to build your dream house while a tornado is tearing through your pixelated neighborhood, or mining for diamonds while a heatwave is melting your virtual character’s face off. it’s a wild ride of survival and chaos that will keep you on your toes (or fingers, if you’re playing on a computer).

with air temperatures rising to 1.2 degrees Celsius warmer than the start of the century, you’ll need to adapt quickly to the changing environment or risk becoming a crispy critter in the lava pits. but hey, who said minecraft was supposed to be easy, right?

so if you’re looking for a server that will challenge your skills and test your sanity, come join us where the weather is always unpredictable and the fun never stops. just make sure to pack your sunscreen and snow boots, because you never know what mother nature has in store for you next.

FamCraft Land 1.20

Board Games, FamCraft, family activities, family bonding, family fun, family gaming, family time, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming habits, gaming influence, gaming interests, gaming preferences, gaming relationships, gaming together, gaming traditions, gaming with parents, gaming with siblings, Land, Multiplayer Games, video games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Bro, forget about your boring family gaming sessions, come join our Minecraft server where the mobs are lit and the blocks are poppin’!

We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena.

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

Trust me, your family will never be able to compete with the craziness that goes down on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoLoveLostMC

aita, Attention, Best Friend, Boundaries, burner account, Communication, compassion, emotional pain, fragile, friendship, Harassment, high school, hookup, loyalty, maid of honor, NoLoveLostMC, online harassment, social media, troubled sibling, troubled young brother, Trust

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Emeralds Found:	8333
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8050
Divine Spears Created:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where best friends turn into frenemies faster than you can say “creeper!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, backstabbing, and unexpected hookups (not really, it’s Minecraft after all). Our server is the perfect place to test your friendships and see who will have your back when things get tough.

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, our server is all about the drama. Will you choose loyalty or throw your best friend under the virtual bus for some virtual clout? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back (especially when you’re mining diamonds).

Advice2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

advice, Advice2Diamonds, beneficial advice, helpful advice, insightful advice, life advice, Minecraft, practical advice, smp, strange advice, surprising advice, unconventional advice, unconventional counsel, unconventional guidance, unconventional insight, unconventional recommendation, unconventional suggestion, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unexpected advice, useful advice, valuable advice, wise advice

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	4063
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our admin is a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear like it’s candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.

Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftInsomnia

aromatherapy, bedtime routine, calming music, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, herbal remedies, insomnia, meditation, mindfulness, reading, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep remedies, sleep tips, sleepless nights, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8043
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	166	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9433

Do you find yourself counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with sheep herding, but with a twist – these sheep can talk and tell you hilarious bedtime stories to help you drift off into dreamland. Who needs boring old counting when you can have a sheep serenade you to sleep? So come on over and join us for a night of fluffy fun and insomnia-banishing shenanigans!