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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 250
Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Battle Standards Raised: 14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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