CraftyCreeperDatingDisaster | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with guys who lie about their height? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that all players are exactly the height they claim to be, no more surprises here!

Join us for epic adventures and build towering structures without worrying about any height discrepancies. Plus, we offer free virtual drinks and desserts to all players, no splitting the bill required!

Don’t let height issues bring you down, join our server and game on with confidence. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a world where height is never a problem? See you in the game, where the only thing towering over you will be your epic creations!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	892258
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8002	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Falling into the Void:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Void Armor Forged:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	39295
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	878138
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Crops Grown:	1231	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Animals Bred:	114
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7698
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!