CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

agitating, anger, ANNOYING, CraftyCreeperCapers, Enraging, enraging trail, exasperating, FAGGOT, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, irksome, IRRITATING, lolz, mad, maddening, MOMENTS, pissed off, provoking, RAGE, rageinducing, Seething, Upset, vexing

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9684
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	422

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Mines Excavated:	3756	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5372
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Towns Built:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	180
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	576133	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	1952
Mines Excavated:	4325	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3628	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Animals Bred:	58	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals United

4:3 aspect ratio, 4:3 TV shows, awkward spacing, classic sitcoms, classic television, close proximity, dated TV shows, nostalgic shows, old school television, old tv shows, PALS, PIXEL, retro sitcoms, retro tv, television history., television nostalgia, throwback tv, TV show trivia, United, vintage entertainment, vintage media, vintage sitcoms, vintage television

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8043	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own world and make frens with virtual block people. we have a secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs. once, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and defeated a dragon the size of a mountain. u can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, anything is possible!

RumorCraft: Revenge vs Forgiveness

Claiming credit, Conflict Resolution, Coworkers, Distress, emotional distress, forgiveness, interpersonal relationships, negative outcomes, office politics, Problems sleeping, professional behavior, Revenge, RumorCraft, Rumors, sabotage, teamwork, trust issues, undermining, withholding information, work environment, workplace dynamics

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7152	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Votes:	4009
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE WORK BUT WITHOUT ALL DA BACKSTABBIN’ COWORKERS! NO RUMORS, NO SABOTAGE, JUST FUN AND BLOCKS!

U SEE, ON DIS SERVER, U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT WITHOUT WORRYIN’ BOUT SOMEONE STEALIN’ UR IDEAS. U CAN MAKE A CASTLE, A GIANT STATUE OF UR PET CHICKEN, OR EVEN A TACO STAND!

AND GET DIS, IF SOMEONE TRIES TO MESS WITH UR CREATIONS, U CAN JUST BANISH THEM TO THE FAR LANDS WHERE THEY’LL BE SURROUNDED BY CREEPERS FOREVER!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE FORGIVENESS IS OPTIONAL BUT REVENGE IS ENCOURAGED! LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER AND LEAVE ALL DA DRAMA BEHIND!

Seraph’s Wild

active community, Biomes, custom advancements, Custom Items, discord server, Dungeons, Land Claims, nether rehauls, new mobs, proximity chat, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Staff Members, Wild

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Server Name	Seraph’s Wild
Server Type	Semi-vanilla fabric Minecraft server

Overview

Seraph’s Wild is a semi-vanilla fabric Minecraft server with a focus on changing vanilla gameplay while keeping everything server-side. You can join straight into the server without needing any mods.

Features

Custom items and biomes with unique effects
New mobs with cool attacks
Rehauls to the end and nether
Massive dungeons to explore
Proximity chat for in-game communication
No land claims, /tpa, /home, etc.
1000+ Custom Advancements
Active community and staff members

Want to join?

Join our Discord server! https://discord.gg/SS9MNQFZMc

FAQ

Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

A: No, everything is server-side, so you can jump straight into the server without needing any mods.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom items and biomes with unique effects.

Q: Is there a limit to how many players can join the server?

A: There is no specific limit, but the server may have a cap based on its capacity.

Q: Can I communicate with other players in-game?

A: Yes, there is proximity chat available for in-game communication.

Q: How do I explore the massive dungeons on the server?

A: You can spend hundreds of hours exploring the massive dungeons on the server.

Q: Are there any special features in the end and nether?

A: Yes, there are huge rehauls to the end and nether to keep you entertained.

Tropical Sands 1.20.1

1.20.1, beach activities, beach atmosphere, beach culture in Brazil, beach destinations, beach experience, beach relaxation, beach scenery, beach tourism, beach travel., Beach Vibes, Beach Weather, beaches in Brazil, Brazilian beach lifestyle, Brazilian beach resorts, Brazilian beaches, Brazilian coastline, Brazilian vacation spots, sands, sandy shores, sun and sand, Tropical, Tropical beaches

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Dude, forget about Brazilian beaches, have you heard about this Minecraft server where the sand is made of diamonds and the water is pure lava? Join now for the ultimate beach experience, where you can mine for treasure and swim in fiery pits of doom! Who needs real beaches when you can have this insane virtual paradise? Get ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills tested to the max!