CraftyCreeperCafe | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ProudHabitMC SMP

achievement, Consistency, Dedication, determination, discipline, goal-setting, Habit, habits worth keeping, healthy lifestyle, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Positive behavior, progress, Proud, ProudHabitMC, Routine, self improvement, self-care, smp, success

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.

SoberCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mines Excavated:	4569	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

Tiny Human Craft

#sustainability, biology, Craft, Earth, environmental impact, ethical implications, future technology, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of humans, Human, human evolution, humans, innovation, living space, population control, Resource Management, Science, size reduction, space optimization, Tiny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

Crafting Meth Madness

addiction, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, clinical trials, Crafting, dependence, dopamine, DRUG, Focus, madness, medication, mental health, Meth, methamphetamine, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Promise, Recovery, stimulant, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, application, Chat, Community, data packs, Enhancements, Friendly, Global, mic, Mods, Peaceful, prank, Projects, rules, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, voice channels, Welcoming, YouTuber

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement	21+
Location	NA-based, open to players worldwide
Discord	Required with mic for voice chat

Overview:

Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

Data Packs on the Server:

anti enderman grief
afk messages
better item frames

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Fabric Mods on the Server:

armor poser
audioplayer
clumps

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Server Rules:

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Non-Destructive Pranks allowed

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Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

athleticism, butt sumo, challenge, Combat, Competition, Defeat, defeating her, determination, Endurance, Martial Arts, Minecraft, opponent, Physical fitness, power, Realm, Server, skill, sports, strategy, strength, Technique, Unbeatable, Victory, wrestling

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Animals Bred:	112

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2 cour, Adventure, animated, animation, Anime, Entertainment, FANTASY, full episodes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, must watch, series, smp, streaming, Supernatural, Video, watch, watch online, Watchlist, witch, Witch Watch, witchcraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Alien Abductions:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

badmouthing, career, Cheating, child support, consultant, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, ex-spouse, Exs, family, Financial Stability, high income, Lifestyle, lower paying job, mental health, Minecraft, Petty, Priorities, sacrifice, selfish, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

Abuse, body image, body shaming, BorderlineBanter, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, intervention, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, personal boundaries, photos, self esteem, self worth, sibling relationships, Trauma, weight loss

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!

SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP

Accidental, accidental discovery, fave, favorite subreddit, go-to subreddit, Hidden Gem, internet culture, internet forum, Minecraft, niche interest, Online Community, online discovery, online forum, reddit, reddit addiction, reddit browsing, reddit community, reddit exploration, smp, social media, subreddit, subreddit discovery, SubredditSMP, virtual community

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server I found by accident but now I can’t stop playing on it! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. I swear, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and come out victorious. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a bunch of skeletons in leather pants. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a fever dream come to life. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the land of madness and mayhem!

MineFitCraft

balanced diet, clean eating, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, hydration, mental health, mindfulness, MineFitCraft, physical activity, positive mindset, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, well-being, wellness

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dimension Hops:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Do you know what’s even healthier than eating your veggies and exercising? Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like doing a full-body workout while munching on a salad made of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re getting a daily dose of vitamin C (for Creeper protection, of course). So come on, join us and get ready to level up your health game in the most epic way possible!

CraftyBiden’sUkraineAid Minecraft Server

#announcement, $1.2 Billion, Biden administration, CraftyBidensUkraineAid, crisis response, diplomatic relations, economic development, emergency relief, final aid package, financial assistance, foreign assistance, foreign policy, global affairs, government support, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, international relations, Minecraft, political news, Reuters, Server, Ukraine, USAI

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Potions Brewed:	46	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Crops Grown:	1332	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out more diamonds than the biden administration gives out aid packages to ukraine! we got $1.2 billion worth of goodies waiting for you, just like how the usa gives aid to other countries! build your own empire and rule like a president, but without all the politics and stuff. plus, our server is so lit, even reuters is reporting on it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

CartoonCrazeMC: Behead the Blocks!

2020, anti-terrorism, Behead, beheading, blocks, CartoonCrazeMC, cartoons, Class, conviction, Court, crime, debate, extremism, France, freedom of speech, INDIVIDUALS, Justice, Prophet Muhammad, radicalization, Samuel Paty, sentencing, Teacher, Terrorism

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right. we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, n a community dat is more tight-knit den a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

u know wat else? we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest items, like diamonds, emeralds, n even enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

oh, n did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server, breathin fire n causin chaos? yea, u heard me right. so come join us on dis wild ride, where every day is a new adventure n u never know wat craziness will happen next. trust me, u won’t regret it.

School Shooters R Us

AMERICANS, Awareness, education, employment, ENTERING, Future, generation, gun control, Impact, mental health, Preparation, Prevention, response, Safety, School, school shootings, shooters, society, Training, Trauma, violence, Workforce

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

come join our minecraft server where we train you for the ultimate school shooting experience! we have virtual classrooms, target practice, and even a cafeteria where you can practice your aim on unsuspecting students!

join now and show off your skills to all your friends! who needs a job when you can be the ultimate school shooter in minecraft?!

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!

Ice Sheet Meltdown Mayhem

ablation zone, climate change, climate science, data analysis, Earth observation, environmental impact, environmental monitoring, ESA, global warming, Greenland Ice Sheet, Ice, joint picture, MAYHEM, Meltdown, melting, NASA, polar ice caps, remote sensing, satellite imagery, satellites, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, sheet, thinning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

come join our minecraft server where the ice melts faster than you can say “creeper!” our ice sheet is thinning faster than your patience waiting for a slow internet connection. with ESA and NASA satellites keeping an eye on things, you can watch the ice disappear in real time!

from 2010 to 2023, the ice sheet thinned by a whopping 1.2 meters on average. but wait, there’s more! the ablation zone saw thinning over five times larger, a jaw-dropping 6.4 meters on average!

so come on down to our server and witness the melting ice sheet like never before. build your own igloo before it’s too late! who needs polar bears when you have melting ice to keep you company? join now for a meltdown of epic proportions!

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32