Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts and the chickens wear diamond armor.

We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Want to join our exclusive club? Just bring a stack of cooked fish and do the chicken dance on top of a mountain at midnight.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on Steve and will only let you defeat her if you can beat her in a game of musical chairs. It’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Star Shards Collected: 192 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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