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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4897 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
but here’s the deal, this server is like the 7-Eleven of minecraft servers. it’s always open, always there for you when you need it. and let me tell you, the offer to join this server is grossly undervalued. you’ll be getting so much more than you ever expected.
join this server and you’ll be living in a world where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to sell you slurpees. where the zombies are just trying to get their hands on some hot dogs. it’s a wild ride, my friend.
so come on, join this server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even run into the CEO of 7-Eleven trying to negotiate a better deal for their company. it’s a crazy world out there, but it’s even crazier in this minecraft server.
