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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1221 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7971 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.