Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have $20 billion worth of weapons and aircraft sales approved by the Biden administration! Why, you ask? Because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies! Plus, Hamas won’t even participate in talks with us because they know we’re too powerful. So come on, join the fun and help us defend our pixelated land!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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