so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the players right where we want them, just like Hamas leader with the Israelis, haha. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, man. we’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “lol”. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those noobs who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6985
Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Emeralds Found: 739

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY