so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the players right where we want them, just like Hamas leader with the Israelis, haha. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, man. we’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “lol”. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those noobs who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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