so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the players right where we want them, just like Hamas leader with the Israelis, haha. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, man. we’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “lol”. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those noobs who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Alien Abductions: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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