If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found: 7250 Crops Grown: 5419
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Secret Passages Found: 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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