If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Void Armor Forged: 27
Meteorites Collected: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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