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New Minecraft Servers

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

Aqua Abyss Isles 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, abyss, Aqua, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, collaboration, earphones, Gaming, gawr gura, GGG, hololive english, Holomyth Earbuds, Isles, Live Stream, merch, merchandise, Music, Omocat, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as lit as Gura’s mixtapes, then look no further! We got more VODs than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our Twitter game is stronger than a diamond sword.
Plus, we got TikTok content that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll fall off your blocky chair. And don’t even get me started on our merch – it’s so fire, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Oh, and did I mention we have exclusive Hololive English earbuds that will make you feel like you’re mining in the Nether with the whole gang? So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build a world crazier than a creeper on caffeine!

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LaundryCraft: No Hubby Help After Surgery!

anesthesia, branded uniform, children, dryer, football shirts, gallbladder removal, grogginess, Hubby, husband’s laundry, ironing, laundry mistakes, laundry pile up, LaundryCraft, messy living room, NHS, petty argument, private hospital, stay at home mom, surgery, surgery recovery, tiredness, washer repair, working husband

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!
Join us for a chance to mine massive stones and build your own gallbladder-themed castle. Take pictures of your creations and show them off to your fellow players!

After a long day of mining and crafting, you can relax in your virtual home and watch virtual TV on your virtual sofa. No annoying husbands here to nag you about laundry – unless you count the virtual laundry in the game!

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to put your virtual football shirts in the virtual dryer. And remember, in this world, you can always say “sorry” and move on to the next blocky adventure. See you in the game!

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NukeCraft: Intern Edition

#classified information, #security clearance, connectivity, cyber threats, cybersecurity, data access, data privacy, Data Protection, defense industry, department of energy, Edition, government security, government technology, governmental IT systems, Information Technology, Intern, internet services, IT infrastructure, national defense, National Nuclear Security Administration, nuclear security, nukecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for a wild ride where you can explore secret government IT systems, hack into the National Nuclear Security Administration, and maybe even launch a missile or two (just kidding… or are we?).

Who needs diamonds when you can have access to top-secret data that could potentially change the course of history? So come on down and join us for a thrilling adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (and maybe on a government watchlist).

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IbogainCraft: Anti-Addictive & Anti-Depressant Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have achieved total synthesis of ibogain! What the heck is ibogain, you ask? Well, it’s a psychoactive plant derivative with anti-addictive and anti-depressant properties, bro!
We’ve got researchers on our server who have synthesized four naturally occurring ibogaine-related alkaloids and several non-natural analogues. And get this, the yields range from 6% to 29% after six or seven steps! That’s some next level stuff right there, my dudes.

So, if you wanna experience some mind-blowing adventures and craft some insane creations, then this is the place for you! Join us now and let’s get trippy together in the world of Minecraft like never before! Let’s goooooo!

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KokoGrifs server for cheaters title from the start server minecraft

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Griffer server for cheaters

I like to play with cheats and don’t know where to go?

Come to our server and do what you want.

Free title from the start

Available free whale start and currency

81.176.176.51

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Crankshafted

Adventure, BUILD, building, Community, Crankshafted, Creative, Exploration, Friends, Fun, games, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Name:	Crankshafted.com
Focus:	Building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world
Website:	crankshafted.com

FAQ:

Question:	Answer:
How can I apply to join the server?	Head over to crankshafted.com to apply.
What type of players are you looking for?	We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.
What can I expect from Crankshafted?	Whether you’re here for epic builds, intense exploration, or just hanging out with cool people, Crankshafted might be your next favorite server.

Eternal Odyssey 1.20.5

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Yo, forget about boring sex and join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is your virtual creations!
We’ve got more excitement than a rollercoaster made of TNT and more surprises than a creeper in a birthday cake!

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem on our server?

Join now and say goodbye to the monotony of real life, because on our server, things are never dull – just like your sex life apparently!

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ScholarCraft: No Flex Zone

achievement, blocked, bragging, comparison, Competition, flex, foster care, Friend, Guilt, high school, ignored, instagram, Jealousy, MONEY, reference, ScholarCraft, scholarship, Struggle, success, Support, Zone

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning a scholarship can lead to drama rivaling a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate friendships, jealousy, and boba tea stand-offs.
Experience the thrill of virtual boba purchases, blocked Instagram accounts, and high school flashbacks all while building your dream blocky world. Will you be the supportive friend or the one blocking others in a fit of jealousy? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on in and join the fun – who knew a scholarship could cause so much chaos in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

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FascismFreakout Minecraft SMP

activism, authoritarianism, concern, control, Democracy, extremism, FascismFreakout, fear, Global, Government, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, Minecraft, nationalism, Oppression, Politics, power, resistance, rise of fascism, smp, society, Worried

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.
Join our server if you want to fight off evil fascist mobs trying to take over our pixelated world. We’re on a mission to spread love, peace, and TNT explosions everywhere. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow things up for fun. And our resident villager, Bob, is a master at trading and will give you the best deals in exchange for your soul… I mean emeralds.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Who needs fascism when you can have fun with a bunch of derpy Minecraft players? Let’s goooooo!

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HolyCraft: Trump’s Task Force

anti-Christian bias, BIAS, Christian persecution, Christian rights, CHRISTIANS, DEI, discrimination, Diversity, equality, force, Government, Holycraft, inclusion, Politics, Religion, religious discrimination., religious equality, religious freedom, social justice, task, task force, trump, Trump administration, Trumps

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a task force dedicated to rooting out any ‘anti-Christian bias’! That’s right, just like Trump did in real life, but in Minecraft form. Join us if you want to fight against the evil forces of anti-Christian mobs and protect your faith in the virtual world.
Our server is a safe haven for all Christian players, where you can build churches, hold virtual prayer meetings, and even baptize your fellow players in pixelated water. We take DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) to a whole new level by ensuring that Christians have a voice in the Minecraft community.

So come join us and be part of this epic battle against ‘anti-Christian bias’ in the Minecraft world. Who knew that protecting your faith could be so much fun? Let’s show those creepers and skeletons what true Christian unity looks like!

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CraftyDictators: USAidGoneWild

authoritarian regimes, authoritarianism, cheer, control, Corruption, CraftyDictators, Democracy, developing countries, Dictatorship, DISMANTLING, FOREIGN AID, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, influence, international relations, Politics, power, Support, usaid, USAidGoneWild, world

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can stick it to the man? well this server is for u! we got authoritarian regimes from all over the world cheering us on as we dismantle USAid! join us and show those government peeps who’s boss in the virtual world! build ur own empire and rule with an iron fist, just like the dictators love to see. come on, u know u wanna be a part of the chaos and destruction! join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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BrainyCraft – Stem Cell Central

activated, adult human brain, brain function, brain health, brain injury repair, BrainyCraft, Cell, cell therapy, central, Central Nervous System, neural development, neural regeneration, neural stem cells, neurodegenerative diseases, neurogenesis, neuroplasticity, neuroregeneration, neuroscience, NSCS, self-renewing, STEM, stem cell research, study

so, like, this server is like the ultimate brain workout, man. we got neural stem cells activating all over the place, building central nervous systems like it’s nobody’s business. if you wanna repair brain injuries or just get your brain in tip-top shape, this is the place to be. join us for some mind-blowing adventures and see just how smart you can get in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and get those brain cells poppin’!

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WorksAsIntended

1.16, Anarchy, aprilfools, Beta, Community, Discord, Factions, Griefing, infdev, java, multiplayer, Nostaff, officialjarfiles, proxy, PvP, Raiding, Snapshots, Survival, Vanillaish, Weeklyupdates, WorksAsIntended

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	150.136.8.41
Version	Beta 1.6
World Started	Infdev 20100327
Proxy	Betacraft
Java Arguments	Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk”
Rules	No rules, no exploits patched, only official jar files
Updates	Weekly updates decided by vote
Supported Versions	Includes snapshots and April Fools versions
Discord	https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules. Players are free to play as they please.
How often are updates released?	Updates are released weekly and decided by player vote.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	We are going through every official server version, including snapshots and April Fools versions.

Dragon Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime character, dragon ball, Dragon Ball fandom, Dragon Ball franchise, Dragon Ball Series, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., odyssey, rem sleep, Saiyan prince, Saiyan warrior, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep struggles, SLEEPYgeta, Space, Super Saiyan, Vegeta

Yo, bros, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and help our boy SLEEPYgeta finally get some freaking sleep?! Like, imagine the possibilities, man. You could build him the most epic bed ever, with like, diamond sheets and glowstone pillows. And then maybe he’ll stop snoring so dang loud and we can all get some peace and quiet in this virtual world. Join now and be a part of the quest for the ultimate nap time! Let’s do this, gamers!

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ByeFeliciaMC Server

agreeing, aita, blended family, ByeFeliciaMC, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family, Graduation, housework, Job, LEAVING, Marriage, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Support, video games, working mom

Looking for an escape from your real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can leave all your relationship problems behind and focus on building the ultimate virtual kingdom!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with a “hubby” who threatens to leave every time he gets mad. Build your dream castle, explore endless worlds, and forget about all the drama back home.

With 80 hours of work a week, you deserve some quality gaming time. Let your virtual kids do all the chores while you conquer new lands and battle epic monsters. And hey, if your virtual partner threatens to leave, just block them and keep building your empire!

Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in our Minecraft world, you’re the one in control. Plus, we have a special feature where you can earn in-game rewards for every real-life problem you leave behind. So why wait? Start crafting your escape today!

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