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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5263 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 165 | Crops Grown: | 8606 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Ores Mined: | 4339 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!