CraftyCrack – Crackin’ Blocks Since ’09

75896752, blocks, Crackin, CraftyCrack, long trail tags, Numbers, previous, tags

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and talking llamas. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a chicken, you will unlock unlimited diamonds for life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	504265	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Animals Bred:	155
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	7264

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Votes:	3543
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	3646	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	614760	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3644
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	225	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Items Found:	6016	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Void Gems Collected:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Potions Brewed:	79	Dimension Hops:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Animals Bred:	108	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever