New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCowPals: Where Americans worship blacks and Indians worship cows!

CraftyCowPals: Where Americans worship blacks and Indians worship cows!

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft server where the only thing we worship is the almighty block! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mystical being who grants wishes to those who can find him hidden deep within the mines. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s wooden sword into a diamond one, just because they told a funny joke!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes and can teleport you to any part of the map in an instant? Yes, you read that right. Llamas with lasers. Need we say more?

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why americans worship blacks like indians worship cows – because on our server, anything is possible!

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  • Bootylicious Minecraft Server

    Bootylicious Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where buttholes are not only sexy to look at, but they are also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret passages! Join us for a wild adventure filled with butt-shaped dungeons, poop-themed challenges, and a community of players who appreciate the beauty of the humble shithole.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?

    So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Fishtank Live Minecraft SMP Season 4 Preseason #50

    Fishtank Live Minecraft SMP Season 4 Preseason #50

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground treasure vault filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the vault was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using nothing but their wits and their trusty pickaxes. In the end, they emerged victorious and claimed the treasure as their own.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama King, who rules over a kingdom of llamas with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Llama King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. So grab your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and mischievous pigs – they’re always up to no good.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Jaffapalooza

    Jaffapalooza

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    Be sure to join the discord to get whitelisted!

    We’re playing through the Jaffa Factory 2 modpack, and adding some storytelling to it.

    You’ve be hired by Jaffapalooza to build your own factory and export your produce. You can ally with or declare war against your sister franchises. Trust, deceive, cooperate, subvert, thrive. You can do it all, but beware the watchful eye of Jaffapalooza.

    Who knows what might happen, it’s for all of us to decide!

    We can’t wait to see you!

    jaffapalooza.dedimc.io

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Anime Battle Minecraft Server

    Anime Battle Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like the longest-running anime battle still continuing to this day! Join us and witness epic battles between players and mobs that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the ability to ride a creeper into battle or turn into a giant chicken to strike fear into your enemies.

    But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Praise the Minecraft SMP Lord

    Praise the Minecraft SMP Lord

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    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiness of Yamada in all her glory! She’s not just a primp and proper lady, she’s also a silly little doofus who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Rumor has it that she once built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano just for laughs. And let’s not forget the time she turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns just because she felt like it. You never know what crazy antics she’ll get up to next, so join now for a wild ride of fun and laughter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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