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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3864 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3274 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
