CraftyCorpRage | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magic Items Found:	5289	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with real-world problems like healthcare denial and corporate greed? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can battle against evil corporations who are trying to deny healthcare to innocent villagers. Take down their CEO bosses in epic boss battles and show them who’s boss in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – we also have magical potions that can heal any ailment, including healthcare denial! Just brew up a potion of healing and watch as your health bar fills up faster than you can say “Obamacare”.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start fighting against injustice in the most fun and hilarious way possible! Who knew taking down evil corporations could be so entertaining?

Trash Bashin’ Yard Yanker

animal habitats, Bashin, city ordinances, city services, community responsibility, community standards, couch removal, environmental concerns, neighbor dispute, neighborhood complaints, neighborly etiquette, outdoor furniture, outdoor storage, Pest Control, property maintenance, property rights, public health, sanitation, Trash, trash removal, Waste Disposal, wildlife, Yanker, YARD

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	8115	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky wildlife making themselves at home in your neighbor’s yard furniture? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about raccoons, cats, stray dogs, or any other critters taking over your virtual space! We promise to keep our virtual couches clean and critter-free, so you can relax and build to your heart’s content without any unwanted guests. Plus, we won’t judge you for taking matters into your own hands and getting rid of that eyesore – in fact, we encourage it! Join us now and say goodbye to moldy couches and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	45
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8654	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Magic Crystals Found:	6

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Votes:	8432	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8082
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Towns Built:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dimension Hops:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	787723
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magic Items Found:	8527	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	1056
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Emeralds Found:	6467

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!