CraftyCorpCrazies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where corporations are legally people – that’s right, even the creepers have their own LLCs!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a village run by a corporation called “Creeper Co.” These sneaky little green guys had a monopoly on TNT production and were making a killing selling it to unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, our players banded together and took down Creeper Co. in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find zombie unions demanding better working conditions, skeleton lawyers arguing cases in front of a block jury, and even a dragon CEO hoarding all the diamonds for themselves. So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server – where anything is possible, even if it’s legally questionable!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchantments Applied:	183

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Divine Spears Created:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	463
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4066
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crops Grown:	5862	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockyHeartbreaks

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Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Emeralds Found:	2970	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.