so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like the Malaysian police of Minecraft servers, summoning all the cool kids to come play! we got more evidence of epic child sex abuse… i mean, not real abuse, just like, abuse of the game, ya know? so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like summoning an Islamic firm to a party! let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Animals Bred: 93
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY