so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like the Malaysian police of Minecraft servers, summoning all the cool kids to come play! we got more evidence of epic child sex abuse… i mean, not real abuse, just like, abuse of the game, ya know? so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like summoning an Islamic firm to a party! let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12
Potions Brewed: 162 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Gods Slained: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY