CraftyCookmasDrama | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1091	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	176	Farms Harvested:	367
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6963
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mines Excavated:	4814
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Animals Bred:	90
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Star Shards Collected:	215	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	3683
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Animals Bred:	67
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4487	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gods Slained:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Farms Harvested:	367
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Emeralds Found:	1494
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8378
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3