CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Villages Defended:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	180	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Items Found:	6515

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	80
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Gods Slained:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	16297	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Emeralds Found:	6567	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Dimension Hops:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5956
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Crops Grown:	6382	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4062	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	New Chunks Explored:	941882
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!