CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Holy Grails Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Alien Abductions:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9361
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Runes Activated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	179

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Zombie Dances:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Love Letters Sent:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mines Excavated:	1756
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Farms Harvested:	822	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Love Letters Sent:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Villages Defended:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	879
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!