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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1848 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers! And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows.
Oh, and did I mention that all the players on this server are secretly famous celebrities? Yeah, you could be building a castle next to Beyoncé or battling zombies with Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s like Hollywood meets blocky world, baby!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, plea bargains are for losers, but joining this Minecraft server is for winners!