ParkourPanic: Save the Workers!

budget cuts, employment, Federal employees, government agencies, job cuts, job dismissals, Job Displacement, job eliminations, job firings, job layoffs, job loss, job reductions, Job Termination, job terminations, Layoffs, National Park Service, ParkourPanic, Save, US Forest Service, workers, workforce reduction

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the us forest service and national park service are teaming up to fire thousands of workers!!! why, you ask? because we need more space for our epic virtual forests and parks, DUH. plus, who needs real jobs when you can mine for diamonds and fight creepers all day long? join now for a chance to be the last one standing in our epic battle royale arena, where the winner gets to be the new park ranger of our virtual world. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. #unemploymentwho #minecraftforever #savethetreesbutnotthejobs

Racoon Hideout Minecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builder, Community, competitor, cosmetic store, creativity, crossplay, Custom Biomes, Custom Items, Economy, Events, Explorer, FRIENDSHIPS, HIDEOUT, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, Player Shops, RACOON, smp, Structures, Tight-Knit Community, trader..

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to Racoon Hideout – Season 2!

Description:

A land of adventure, creativity, and friendships waiting to be forged!

Racoon Hideout isn’t just another Minecraft server—it’s a community-driven world built by and for players like you. Whether you’re an explorer, builder, trader, or competitor, there’s a place for you here.

What Makes Us Special?

Custom Biomes & Structures	A breathtaking world filled with hand-crafted landscapes, hidden ruins, and unique locations waiting to be discovered.
Custom Items	Equip special gear and collectibles that add a fresh twist to gameplay—without breaking the vanilla experience.
Thriving Economy & Player Shops	Rent your own shop in our marketplace, trade with others, and become the richest raccoon in town!
Cosmetic-Only Store	Want to stand out? Our store features only non-pay-to-win cosmetics—no unfair advantages here!
Mini-Games & Events	Take a break from survival and jump into mini-games, tournaments, and special events hosted by the community!
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	Play with friends on any platform—no limitations, just fun.
A Friendly, Tight-Knit Community	We may be small, but we’re passionate, welcoming, and here to stay.

Server Information

Server Name:	Racoon Hideout
Version:	Play on any version!
Gameplay:	Mostly vanilla, enhanced with quality-of-life features
Crossplay:	Java & Bedrock supported

Join Our Community!

Whether you’re here to survive, build, trade, or compete, Racoon Hideout is the perfect place to start your journey.

Join us today and become part of something amazing!

Join Our Discord

Get updates, chat with players, and help shape the future of the server!

See you in the Hideout!

Enchanted Isles 1.20

actress, Anya Taylor-Joy, body positivity, Boundaries, celebrity nudity, consent, controversy, empowerment, Enchanted, explicit content, explicit scenes, filmography, Isles, nudity, on-screen nudity, PERSONAL LIFE, privacy, Rumors, Sexualization, speculation, tabloids

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

OH EM GEE, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a chance to see Anya Taylor-Joy’s boobs or vag!

Like, who even needs to watch movies when you can be exploring our server and possibly catching a glimpse of some celebrity skin?!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ColorblindCraft

Apology, Blue, color perception, Colorblind, ColorblindCraft, colorblindness, confusion, customer service, dinosaur museum, Green.., lying.., Misunderstand, offensive, parasaurolophus, Prizes, Purple, Quests, Raptor, TRex, triceratops, Wristbands

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
New Chunks Explored:	34436	Runes Activated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a T-rex on roller skates? Look no further! Our server is like a MASSIVE 5 story indoor dino playground, but with pixelated blocks instead of bones.

Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!

Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!

So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!

AnimalCrimeSMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	9994	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wild west but with blocks! We have a whole town run by llamas, yes LLAMAS! They wear tiny sheriff hats and arrest chickens for jaywalking, it’s hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the pig mafia, they control the black market for carrots and potatoes. It’s a total pig-eat-pig world out there, but it’s so much fun!

But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!

HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!

Attention, Ballerina, Ballerinas, child abuse, child neglect, criminal charges, criminal neglect, DAUGHTER, Eat, Food, HangryCraft, jailed, legal consequences, neglect, neglect case, neglect consequences, neglectful behavior, neglectful parents, parental neglect, parents, starvation, Starved

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	93	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admins are like ballerinas but instead of dancing, they’re building epic structures and slaying dragons with their mad skills.

So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”

Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?

Anemonefish & Anemone Buddies

adaptation, Anemone, Anemonefish, Buddies, Coevolution, Evolution, Host-parasite interaction, Marine Biology, marine discovery, marine ecology, marine life, marine organisms, marine research, Marine symbiosis, Mutualism, Nematocysts, ocean life, research, Sea anemones, sea creatures, Sialic acid, Stinging cells

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will blow your mind!

So, one time, there was this anemonefish who was chilling with their sea anemone homies, right? But then, out of nowhere, the sea anemone started getting all stingy and trying to attack the poor fish! It was like a crazy underwater battle, bro!

But guess what? The sea anemone had evolved to have low levels of sialic acid in their skin mucus, so they couldn’t trigger their stinging cells on the anemonefish! It was like some next level evolution stuff happening right there!

And that’s just a taste of the insane adventures you can have on this Minecraft server! Join now and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Jixing Vorld Server Minecraft

alt, Anarchy, banner, COMPLETE, Complete Anarchy, Demolish, description, GIF, Jixing Vorld, jokes, Lazy, Minecraft, minecraft server, Month, Server, server description, SPAVN, Title, wipe

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Animals Bred:	53
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Dzhiks Vorld – the server on which the complete anarchy is happening. There are no jokes here, you can demolish the SPAVN. Wipe every month

jiksiworld.aternos.me:30577

Altheria Worldbuilding

ago.., alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Days, Discord, Economies, Fun, Geo-politics, Ip:, launched, Play, player, Roleplay, Running, Server, Support, Towns, Wars, world, Worldbuilding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4449	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Votes:	4004
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Server Launch Date	Just launched a few days ago
IP Address	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there player-run economies and nations?	Yes, players can create their own towns, build economies, go into wars and alliances.
When was the server launched?	The server was launched a few days ago.
Is there bedrock support?	Yes, we have bedrock support on port 25565.

Doki Bird Haven 1.21

#youtube, bird, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass suggestions., Doki, Dokibird, DokiMint, Drift Away, Fanart Vault, Final Heist, Haven, Heart of Gold, joy, Laughter, no matter what, Selen Tatsuki, Shop, Smart Goon, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why join? Because on our server, Angry Naked Birds roam free and you can ride them into battle! Plus, we have exclusive Dokibird content like her cover songs and epic heist MVs. Want more reasons? How about playing Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery in Minecraft? Dive into our Divegrass team page and suggest ideas for the team! Don’t be a Dumb Goon, be a Smart Goon and join our server now for a chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience!

ShoeSnatchers Minecraft Server

advocacy, Advocate, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, customer service, disabled friend, Experience, Frustration, Hostage, loyalty, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, payment, Repair, resolution, runners, satisfaction, Server, service, shoe repairman, ShoeSnatchers

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Farms Harvested:	581
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this shoe repairman saga!

Imagine dropping off your diamond boots for a repair and then having to go on a wild goose chase for them for 10 months! Our server is just as chaotic and unpredictable, you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

From lost items to outrageous demands, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable customer service. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftySisBILDrinksNoMore

alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, communication breakdown, confrontational situations, controlling behavior, CraftySisBILDrinksNoMore, destructive behavior, drinking problem, enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, guest etiquette, guest expectations, house rules, personal boundaries, property damage, relationship issues, Safety concerns, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling dynamics

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than my brother-in-law’s pants on fire? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures.

Our server is so lit, even your brother-in-law’s vape battery can’t handle it! Watch as he sets the world on fire (literally) with his drunken antics. But don’t worry, we’ve got fire extinguishers ready for any unexpected burns.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to keep your virtual house intact while dodging drunk players and exploding batteries. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the drama and chaos firsthand on our server?

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to keep the drinks away from the keyboard – we don’t need any more fiery incidents on our hands.

SexLifeUpgrade Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, consent, emotional intelligence, empowerment, Intimacy, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Pleasure, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-confidence, sex education, SexLifeUpgrade, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Lol, bro, if I could go back in time and tell my younger self how to improve my sex life, I would be like “yo, join this epic Minecraft SMP server, bruh!” Like, seriously, this server is lit AF and full of hot players who are ready to mingle.

I joined this server and my sex life improved by like 1000%. I met this player who was like a Minecraft sex god and he taught me all these crazy moves that I never even knew existed. Now I’m like a pro at Minecraft sex, bro.

So yeah, if you want to level up your sex life, join this server and get ready for some wild adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. #MinecraftSexGods #JoinTheSMPBro

CraftyTeen vs. CraftyAdult

18 year old self, aging, CHANGE, CraftyAdult, CraftyTeen, current self, Evolution, growth, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life experience, Maturity, past vs present, personal development, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Remember when you were 18 and thought you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now imagine a Minecraft server that makes your 18 year old self look like a total noob.

Join our server and experience the ultimate glow-up of your Minecraft skills. We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit, and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those brave enough to face it in battle.

So say goodbye to your 18 year old self and hello to the epicness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re still stuck in your emo phase, in which case, maybe go listen to some My Chemical Romance instead).

CraftyCreeperStampede

accident, CASUALTIES, Chaos, CraftyCreeperStampede, crowd control, crowd management, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, India, investigation, mass casualties, New Delhi, overcrowding, Panic, Public Safety, Railway, STAMPEDE, Tragedy, train station, Transportation

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1101
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only stampede you’ll see is a bunch of chickens running wild because someone accidentally left the gate open. forget about real life tragedies, on our server you’ll be too busy laughing at the chaos we’ve created. we’ve got so many crazy events like pig races, where the pigs wear tiny little helmets and zoom around the track. and don’t even get me started on our underwater dance parties with the squids. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. so hop on over and join us for a wild ride!

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