CraftyComrades | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ores Mined:	9320
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	3805	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4201	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	36
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	120008
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5895	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ores Mined:	5158	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Enchantments Applied:	114	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Items Found:	4771	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	119

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	7898	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Potions Brewed:	100
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Votes:	3176	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4